Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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