As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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