Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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