I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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