His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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