"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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