I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Even my vagina gasped.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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