No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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