Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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