You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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