Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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