so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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