anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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