you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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