its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
