Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
God, I missed his penis.
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