My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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