Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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