I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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