Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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