What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I need to align my fucking chakras
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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