P.S. I can't hear my feet
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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