There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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