she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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