I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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