just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
