HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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