we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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