Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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