Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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