His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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