Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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