I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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