I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
