I love black thongs
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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