Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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