i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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