We won't sleep together?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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