Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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