those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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