They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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