just tell him i said nine months
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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