Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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