I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
