I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just took my morning after pill in the library
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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