Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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