i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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