i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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