So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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