The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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